oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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