I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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