we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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