question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Drunk is not a location!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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