So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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