oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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