Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
