Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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