How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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