Cold hands, warm shart.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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