I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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