Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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