ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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