Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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