im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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