I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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