STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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