question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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