tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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