Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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