Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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