theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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