my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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