But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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