how hairy? two words: wookie tits
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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