Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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