Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Randomize
