i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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