Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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