did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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