Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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