have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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