Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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