haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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