:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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