just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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