so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you will always have a special place in my vag
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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