That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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