Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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