A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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