i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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