A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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