I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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