I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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