If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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