I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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