Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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