He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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