so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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