So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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