Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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