everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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