I will die if light touches me.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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