So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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