it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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