Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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